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Post by Fallinggaze on Jan 12, 2011 11:37:04 GMT -6
Okay, so there are two songs that I re-wrote. The first one, I Will Beat You With a Grapefruit, is to the tune of I've Been Working on the Railroad. The second on, You're so Ugly, is to the tune You're Amazing Just the way You Are. I will beat you with a grapefruit, All the live long day. I will beat you with a grapefruit, Just to pass the time away.
Can't you here the citrus singing? Bat your eyes away! I will beat you with a grapefruit. I'll beat you all day! And it goes on. When I see your face, (face, face) It makes me vomit all over the place, Because you are ugly, Every single day!!! These are songs that you sing to people that you hate, like me! Of course, when I sang it, they weren't offended, they were creeped out. Anyway, I didn't use a rhyming dictionary or anything!
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Post by Raccoonstar on Jan 12, 2011 22:36:56 GMT -6
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Post by Fallinggaze on Jan 13, 2011 16:08:27 GMT -6
Heh, heh, heh! In school, there are so far, two people who worship me
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Post by Seafeather on Jan 13, 2011 16:46:21 GMT -6
O.o this is awkward...lol! XD
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Post by Fallinggaze on Jan 13, 2011 18:11:45 GMT -6
This is my art! In Latin, I was talking to my worshipers about how when I was licking things, that they shouldn't tell anyone that I was licking things. The next class, everyone knew, so I told them something abut how people then thought that I was some creep who lurks around the school and feasts off of others confusion-or something demented like that...
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Post by Seafeather on Jan 13, 2011 20:26:38 GMT -6
O.o ...the question is...why were you licking these things?? And what were they? O.o
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Post by Raccoonstar on Jan 13, 2011 22:07:31 GMT -6
...Happy Tree Friends...is a freaky show....that's awesome...and this is...a non sequitur...;D
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Post by Fallinggaze on Jan 18, 2011 11:03:53 GMT -6
I wasn't really licking things, I was just pretending to by rubbing my snot all over it so it looked like I was licking it. The guys in my school are so stupid!
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Post by Raccoonstar on Jan 18, 2011 14:33:47 GMT -6
The boys in my class are stupid. I asked them which was heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead, and they said lead! Idiots! XD
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Post by Seafeather on Feb 1, 2011 18:38:18 GMT -6
If you say 'mud' it'll get their attention. lol! Well, before they find something else to look at again. lol! sorry, I had to put it here. ^^ It's an inside joke from camp. lol!
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Post by Raccoonstar on Feb 1, 2011 23:01:28 GMT -6
The boys in my class laugh hysterically when we see any videos that relate to Health class. Why do I have to be surrounded by idiots? If only you people were in my class...that'd be soooo awesome! XD
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